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Many people have seen this video from the dark ages where two women are talking about tampons and how much better iPad is. Now it turns out that Apple finally brought one into their stores! This iz the greatezt inventzion of mankind!!

If you have not realized already then this web site is called All Sucks and I'm not being serious. Yup.. here I said it! It seems that some people visiting this web site still have a problem understanding this. Now check out this sketch by MadTV:

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So lets talk about iPad "The Greatezt invetzion of mankind!" Turns out this device is not actually made for women who have periods. It is not so called iTampon that was Twitter's top 10 trending topic by the way. It is actually a "netbook killer" according to Steve Jobs and also umm.. piece of garbage apparently! You can already see Apple fanboys raving everywhere how great it is even though they haven't even heard about the good part - its features. Seriously.. Apple fanboys suck, they suck harder than this stupid device! There is no doubt that if this device really was going to be a replacement for tampon these fanboys would be probably lined up to buy these for their girlfriend. Because spending lot of money on stupid worthless shit is a sure way to show that you are cool since middle ages.

This device that is supposed to be a netbook killer comes with really interesting features:

1. It doesn't do anything you want

Yes there are no more points. I could list all kinds of problems with it like being only limited to software in App Store(free software disappears, good stuff is paid, there is censoring etc) or being locked down to only one network or to memory cards that nobody uses. If you are still not convinced since you are such a Apple fanboy then you might also want to know that you can't watch your faggy friends fanboy videos about how cool they are with their new iPad aka iTampon because it doesn't play flash! Yes, no Youtube for you or any of those other trendy web bling-blings you faggots send to each other. So besides being limited to a shitty network you also are limited to.. umm watching photos and reading with it? Oh right this device can't also multitask, so you can't listen to music and watch photos of cute bunnies with it at the same time for example. This surely can't be hip for all the trendy people of today.. ugh.. reading, seriously?! Didn't Amazon already do something like this anyway with Kindle but didn't actually name their product electronic maxipad?

Oh and about that - Although Jobs apparently said that iPad is supposed to compete with notebooks you can pretty quickly tell that this isn't so. Smarter Apple fanboys are trying to protect this garbage by saying that it is supposed to be for reading books and stuff. So... why do I need this again? For what it costs I could get a Kindle and a netbook. Even though Jobs doesn't want to mention that this device was supposed to be competition for Kindle then this is actually what it really is. He saw a great product and copied it for his fanboys and some of these bright guys even call this iTampon original, brilliant!

Apple product development strategy

But lets try to put all the limitations and other issues why it sucks aside with this abomination for a second. Lets try to see practical reasons for having one but exclude stuff that Kindle already does. Hm wait.. there are none!? Unless you count showing it to your friends and playing around with it for a month max(ipad)imum. Sure Apple stuff is very expensive, everyone knows this, but this has to be the funniest product ever in that sense. I can already see the next step by Apple: "It is iPaper, you can write on it!" Of course for such an amazing invention you will need to shell out at least $500 and $100 extra for amazing iPencile with real iGraphite core!

If you still decide to buy iPad you totally deserve a medal for being little retarded. Yes, you might as well write moron on your forehead. Do you remember this old photo where some idiot was comparing iPhone to a rock? Well it seems that it is time for another comparison:

PS From another perspective if you would like a Kindle that can play videos and computer games you may find it pretty cool. I would still wait until the price drops since right now it is definitely not worth it(The price just sucks so hard!).

So there is going to be State of the Union address 2010 tomorrow by Barack Obama. Hopey changey almost made me laugh my brains out when I saw him saying "We want our money back" on the TV. What.. is he getting tips from Cuba now? I'm pretty confident that he has prepared well for this address but it will be still fun to watch. At the same time it is really sad because he has been under lot of pressure lately because of his wrong decisions and even worse ideas.

This is sad because all the people brainwashed by hopey changey seem to be activated again and pull out the racist card at everyone who speaks out against him. I have never seen anything like this. There are people on public forum saying that they don't like Obama and then some poor black person takes it personally and threats to beat "haters" up. At the same time it seems to be quite trendy to publicly make fun of jews lately.

Anyway more about the State of the Union address. I really hope that more people will realize that Obama really sucks and there isn't going to be any change until people take responsibility for their own lives. This video should give you a pretty good idea what I mean by that. We need such people to get more educated or just grow up mentally. I'm sure that in his address he is going to talk about how banks and what not are behind peoples misfortune while people should just really look in the mirror.

Problem is that lots of people like to hear somebody whispering to their ear that they are going to be fine and say that their problems were caused by external factor but seriously.... SERIOUSLY, did banks force people to take loans? How can a banks force people to take loans. People never fail to amaze me with saying that banks were lending too much and this is the reason why average Joe is poor. If you are struggling with money then who asked you to spend it all, why not have reserves like normal people? Of course people always find excuses and they will probably say they didn't get paid enough to do that and what not. Point is they will always find excuses like Obama.

So in essence State of the Union speech 2010 is not going to be anything else than another great emotional story from fairy tales book. Exactly what emotional and stupid people want to hear while they would be much better off studying new skills or applying for a job frantically. I find it amusing that he is going to cut spending which makes it look like he is responsible to some idiots and at the same time "economic stimulus" package is not going to be touched with that cut?! Economic stimulus money should be really renamed to propaganda budget because this is really what it is.

Basically there are systems and businesses in US that are not working or business volume has fallen in some areas. So what this guy is doing is taking huge amounts of money, calls it stimulus package and then replaces roads, pipes and fixes government buildings with it. Gives money to states that fund projects.. let's say schools for example that don't have enough students but since we can't lay off people this money is being used to pay people who create no value.

Meanwhile Obama increases taxes to fund this madness taking money out of taxpayers pockets. Of course he elegantly calls it banking tax so it might seem like average Joe doesn't suffer. But I would like to see average Joe getting his desperately needed loans again so easily after this. Point is - nobody really knows how to stimulate economy but everyone agrees that government spending on stupid shit is definitely very wrong way to approach this. Actually to summarize this - it is very wrong for Obama to work at it while this is a job for Federal Reserve. Since he is dealing with this it shows even more that he is just a political prostitute.

You will definitely see a lot of this prostitution tomorrow when he is going to do the State of the Union address of 2010. It will be interesting to watch and perhaps for even some laughs. What I really hope though is that more people will step out of their protective being and admit that Obama really sucks, he is just another of those make-me-feel-good persons who doesn't actually deliver anything permanent.

It is funny to see people who voted him still trying to protect him. When it would have been any other president then everyone would be saying what they really mean but instead of that we have people who still think Barack Obama is a superhero or something. If people would be honest then they would just say that Obama sucks but they can't. They can't because their bond with this wet dream is so strong that when they admit that he really does suck there would be strong feeling of personal failure.

Problem is that people like dreaming and not thinking how to solve their problems. They would like if somebody else solved their problems and Obama was promising just that. Sadly stupid people believe anything that could potentially make their emotional being easier. It doesn't matter if it really doesn't make a difference. It is much easier to sit behind the TV all day and watch stupid shit than to deal with issues.

And guess what? Obama knows that! He knows that most of the people are struggling with life because life is hard, specially when you have to do stuff like go to work. His timing was perfect - just when people started to realize that they have made some wrong decisions they got this entertainer telling them that it is not their fault. He stepped up on the soap box and started saying exactly these things what most stupid people and sadly even some a bit smarter people would like to hear. Everyone likes to blame other people so obviously he gave people some targets.

So obviously the first targets were the rich and the powerful and this worked very well for average Joe. Problem with blaming others and spitting out random words to make people feel good as an US president though is that you can only do it so long. It has been now over a year when he was elected and as we can all see he is just another president and actually even worse. He has been attacking and continues to attack businesses and banks which is very typical thing a socialist would do. In a situation where we have a recession and people are suffering he keeps making statements that bring market down.

His voters are still backing him but they are not so full of joy anymore, specially people who thought he is going to pay their mortgage and bills. Right now it seems that economy is pretty quickly getting better but since there might be something called banking tax very soon and probably bunch of other surprises that reap Obama more and more votes for upcoming election he might very well damage United States long standing first economic position in the world.

If he keeps this bullshit up lot of Americans will find themselves working for EU companies and maybe even Chinese companies. All this because people refuse to work hard and take responsibility for their own mistakes. If people would stop taking the easy way out by blaming others for their misfortune and hope that god and Obama just gives them everything just like that then there would have not been any recession.

Obama sucks because he is this person who sits on your shoulder and fuels your idiotic and lazy thoughts so that you could get instant gratification, long term suffering and then he gets paid for this too. I have an idea - why don't you guys vote some self-help author as a president next! It would be awesome idea, every week you could see some powerful pitch from TV that will make you feel good inside but doesn't really solve any of your problems.. but it doesn't matter because solving problems is hard anyway, who wants that?!?!

Obama sucks because he united all the people who like excuses and even when he fails they most likely have an excuse for that too. One thing is sure though - they will never admit that he is a shitty president that sucks so hard.

Including this web site and you people visiting this half-assed site! Bugger off and don't ever come back here you piece of s*it!

PS On a side note this is first welcome post on this web site that it going to be about how everything sucks as you might have guessed already. Enjoy(or don't)!